This application goes in the column of evidence supporting the theory that Facebook is just a bunch of wanky elitism.
Here’s a great way to make sure everyone who isn’t in your “Top Friends” knows that they are of a lower value! “Hey buddy, aren’t you one of my bottom friends?”
Oooo, even better, if your significant other is one of your “friends,” you should totally make sure that your ex appears in a higher place in your “Top Friends” list, just to, you know, keep your partner guessing. Can’t let people get too comfy.
Do I sound bitter? Am I one of those people who gets a pissy attitude if they aren’t the most adored human within a thousand mile radius?